Play a Practical Drollery
7. Mail the mark a package at his office. The larger the package, the better, because more people will notice. Put an embarrassing label on the box - like "Extra Strength Body Hair Removal Kit Enclosed." Use your imagination.
1. Have memories: The more people involved in a practical yarn, the funnier it is. And a cat's paw's mom or Husband is nearly always a eager helper.
2. Address a indication on the speck's lawn with Ortho lawn fertilizer. It's a achromatic powder that washes gone easily with a hose. Subsequent, the indication Testament send in lush, developing grass.
3. Fill a showerhead with powdered Kool-Aid. (RIT dye is not protected and should never be used.)
4. Cause up 20 or so paper money that disclose "I'm sorry I damaged your vehivle. Please call this number and I will take care of the repairs." Leave the notes on cars in a mall parking lot. Use your mark's pager number.
5. Tell two strangers who will later be introduced to each other that the other person is hard of hearing and speaks loudly. Be sure to stress that the other person is very sensitive about it. Then introduce them.
6. Put Gummi Bears in just about any food. They even hold up well in soup or chili - as long as the candy isn't microwaved.
Forget short-sheeting the Bedstead. There are hundreds of ways to be still funnier.
Instructions
8. Invite your mark to lunch. Hire a belly dancer to dine with him instead.
